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'War Against Terror' Now Called
'War Against the Not at All
Nice People who Want to Blow Us Up'

 

 

Scary  Terrorist Captive Actually Torgo from MST3K

 

 

Pat Robertson Continues Slow, Steady Descent Into Madness

 

Bush Protected by Entourage
of Happy Oompa-Loompahs

 

Separated at Birth?

 



Pope Still Dead

 

Bush Wins Truman-Capote Look-Alike Contest

 

Schwarzenegger Can't Keep
Hands Off Own Titties

 

"KHAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!"

 

Stoners Realize Secret of Universe,
Too Stoned to Write it Down

 


Serial-Killer Has Long History of Serial-Killing

 

Fat guy in front of computer

Area Man's Computer Better Maintained Than Own Body

 

 

Internet Attention Whore

Internet Attention Whores Welcome Domestic Spying

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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