Todd Roswell, local
resident, and manic-depressive, announced that he feels much
MUCH better today than yesterday.
"Yeah I don't
know what I was thinking. Just 12 hours ago, I was, I hate to
admit it, laying in bed, thinking of ways to kill myself,"
said Roswell. "But now, everything's fine. In fact it's
great. I feel fantastic! Wonderful! And I'm getting so much
done!".
Roswell has been
using his suddenly improved mental state to clean his house,
do laundry, work on his webpage, pay his bills, go shopping,
run errands, write a 9 page manifesto, update his blog, write
a letter to President Bush outlining his ideas for running the
country, go jogging, listen to cd's, join Amnesty International,
work on his resume, dance energetically around his apartment,
and start a business selling his own brand of garlic-flavored
crackers.