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Cynical News 2005:

Man Trapped in Elevator Tries Not to Breathe So Much

An area man trapped in an almost airtight elevator over the weekend was not succesful in securing his release.

With air running out, he decided not to 'breathe so much' but his attempts at holding his breath only caused him to breath more rapidly.

"I'm doomed" said the man in a statement issued Sunday.

 

 

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