1998: Sludge Report on X-Day (Subgenius)
Bush / Saddam: Cheese Shoppe Sketch
Cynical News '02:: Area Man's ADD Made Worse By Diagnosis
Cynical News '03:: Oz Campage Foiled
Cynical News '03: Saddam/Percy
Cynical News '05: Area Man Hungry at Mention of BTK
Cynical News '05: Bilbo Wants to Borrow Ring
Cynical News '05: Cruise Emphasizes: *NOT* GAY
Cynical News '05: Depp / Burton Announce Plans to Wed
Cynical News '05: Easter Bunny Offsets Ravaged Jesus
Cynical News '05: French-Fried Finger Found
Cynical News '05: Gay Men More Fond of Penises
Cynical News '05: Famous 'Gonzo' Journalist Kills Self
Cynical News '05: Mick Jagger Breaks Hip Onstage
Cynical News '06: Jesus Diagnosed with PTSD
Cynical News '05: Lottery Tickets to Pay Off Social Security Debts
Cynical News '05: Area Man Trapped in Elevator
Cynical News '05: Neighbors Wary of New 'Borg' Walmart
Cynical News '05: North Korea Grows Balls, Dick
Cynical News '05: Manic-Depressive Man Feeling MUCH Better
Cynical News '05: Missing Iraq Funds Lost in Wallet Somewhere
Cynical News '05: Photos and Captions
Cynical News '05: Shark Attack Reporting on Rise
Cynical News '05: Zombies Kept Out of Farmhouse
Dr. Growthfulness Affirmation by Janor Hypercleats
Guide to Being Depressed and Miserable
Hamlet:
A Case History
The Janor Hypercleats / Phineas Narco Interview
Phineas and Ronald Reunion Show
Sludge Report: X-Day 1998 Report
You Know You're a Found Sound Addict When....
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