1998: Sludge Report on X-Day (Subgenius)
Bush / Saddam: Cheese Shoppe Sketch
Cynical News '02:: Area Man's ADD Made Worse By Diagnosis
Cynical News '03:: Oz Campage Foiled
Cynical News '03: Saddam/Percy
Cynical News '04: Clinton Fondly Remember Blowjob
Cynical News '04: Bush Working Hard to Find WMDs
Cynical News '04: Geraldo Reportedly in Perpetual Orgasm
Cynical News '04: U.S. Declares War on Everybody
Cynical News '05: Area Man Hungry at Mention of BTK
Cynical News '05: Bilbo Wants to Borrow Ring
Cynical News '05: Bush Says Iraq Not Vietham
Cynical News '05: Bush Vows to End Tyranny in Oil Rich Nations
Cynical News '05: Cruise Emphasizes NOT GAY
Cynical News '05: Depp / Burton to wed
Cynical News '05: Donny Most Kidnap Plot
Cynical News '05: Easter Bunny Offsets Ravaged Jesus
Cynical News '06:: Airlines Ban All Liquids, Gases and Solids
Cynical News '05: French-Fried Finger Found
Cynical News '05: Gay Men More Fond of Penises
Cynical News '05: Gonzo Journalist Kills Self
Cynical News '05: IRC User Bored
Cynical News '05: Jagger Breaks Hip
Cynical News '06: Jesus Diagnosed with PTSD
Cynical News '05: Lottery Tickets to pay off Social Security Debts
Cynical News '05: Man Trapped in Elevator
Cynical News '05: Neighbors Wary of Borg Walmart
Cynical News '05: North Korea Grows Balls, Dick
Cynical News '05: Manic-Depressive Man Feeling Much Better
Cynical News '05: Missing Iraq Funds Lost in Wallet Somewhere
Cynical News '05: Obligatory Terror Warning Issued
Cynical News '05: Paranoid Man Sure CIA is Reading HIs Blog
Cynical News '05: Photos and Captions
Cynical News '05: Shark Attack Reporting on Rise
Cynical News '05: Zombies Kept Out of Farmhouse
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