Google Pants

Google Inc. is bringing its proven search capabilities to: your pants. Google helps users catalog the contents of their pockets, wallets and underwear through its latest offering, the GooglePants™ Search program.

The Mountain View, Calif.-based search engine and search appliance company yesterday unveiled the new beta software, which is now available free to users as a small 446KB download.

The application doesn't share the user's identity with Google's servers or any other users, unless permission is given by the user, the company said in a statement.

The desktop search software catalogs the user's pocket content, underwear size and penile length (if applicable) upon installation, then allows the user to search through pants, pockets and sub-pockets, and organize the content to clear up what had likely been several years' worth of haphazard reciepts, unorganized billfold(s), misplaced car keys and gum. The results of the search on the user's pants are integrated with Google's WebSearch engine to call up all hits on the search terms being used.

"GooglePants™ Search brings the power of Google to your personal information on your own... pants," Larry Page, the company's co-founder and president of products, said in a statement. "As easily as searching Google, you can instantly search your pockets, backpockets and underwear, panties, and more. No more wondering what the unorganized contents of your pockets are. You, and we, will know. GooglePants™ Search represents a quantum leap in access to your uh, 'area'."