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Cynical News 2005:

Journalist, Gonzo Kills Self

Picture of  Gonzo taken shortly before suicide
Denver, Colorado - Gonzo the Great (pictured left) the popular Muppet, has been found dead at his home in Colorado.

Gonzo's son, Clucky, found his lifeless body.Thursday.

He said, "felt was everywhere, and a gun was nearby... I guess he shot himself...but then again he was never really alive - he's just a puppet"

He is best-known for his work with Jim Henson, frolicking with the other muppets, and his account of mind-warped drug-fueled chicken addiction, in his 1972 opus Feathers and Lusting in Las Vegas.

Gonzo pioneered "Thompson journalism", a factual style in which the writer was repeatedly fired out of a cannon and performed other death defying stunts.

He is survived by Kermit, Miss Piggy and assorted other 'muppets'.

(from correspondent Pope Phil Monty)

 

 

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