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Local area resident Richard Stevens Gilbraithe secretly becomes hungry at the mention of any news about the BTK Killer.

"I don't know what it is," said Gilbraithe Tuesday. "It's like, I read a story that he's depressed in jail now? And I just get the urge for some kind of fast food... usually Burger King. Something with extra Ketchup. Am I sick?" I don't know.

According to Gilbraithe, he did not have this reaction when hearing about other serial killers like The Unabomber, Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy.

Although any mention of Ted Bundy immediately makes him think of "Married with Children".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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