1. Cynical News: Journalist, Gonzo, Kills Self (humor)

2. Humor: Gay Men Like Penises

3. Cynical News: Shark Attack Reporting on the Rise (Humor)

4. Quotes

5. Cynical News: Depp/ Burton to Wed (humor)

6. Cynical News: Easter Bunny Offsets Ravaged Jesus

7. Cynical News: Photos and Captions (humor)

8. Essay: The Role of Innocence and Experience in the Ascent of the Soul

9. Cynical News: Saddam / Percy (humor)

10. Humor: Googlepants

11. Essay: Using Found Sound

12. Cynical News: Cruise Emphasizes: "NOT GAY" (humor)

13. Essay: Five Level of Madness

14. Humor: ADD Man Symptoms Made Worse...

15. Humor: The Phineas and Ronald Reunion Show

16: Humor: The Bad Scientist

17. Humor: On Drugs

18. Humor: Bilbo Just Wants to Borrow Ring for the Weekend

19. Humor: S.A.S.

20. Cynical News: Jagger Breaks Hip During Performance (humor)