You buy a new cd that's defective and skipping and you don't realize it until
after listening to it for a year.
You stop watching
TV for entertainment, and start watching it for material you
You listen to 3
radio stations at once, while you scan up and down the dial
on two of them.
Your friends think
you're crazy because whenever the U2 song "I Still
Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" comes on the radio
you always start imitating some guy on The Weather Channel.
You consider the
pause button on your tape deck to be a musical instrument.
to a record and it starts skipping and you leave it that way
for two hours.
You covet your five-year-old
niece's Fisher-Price walkie-talkies.
Instead of Tower
or Sam Goody, you shop for records at The Salvation Army and
When asked what
your favorite Beatles song is, you say 'Revolution No. 9'
You collect Public
Whenever a friend
of yours says she has lost her cigarettes you keep insisting
they are on top of the refrigerator.
Your washing machine
starts making a funny noise, and you don't let your girlfriend
call someone to fix it until you can record it
You consider a record player to be musical instrument.
Anytime you see
or hear Casey Kasem you start giggling hysterically.
In fact whenever
you see the NAME Casey Kasem you start giggling hysterically.
In fact, you are
NOW giggling hysterically.
*Written by Phineas
Narco and various members of the Snuggles mailing list