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This is a piece poking fun at fans of found sound or sound collage, as written by Phineas Narco and some of the members of the Snuggles mailing list. Hope you enjoy it.

  1. You buy a new cd that's defective and skipping and you don't realize it until after listening to it for a year.
  2. You stop watching TV for entertainment, and start watching it for material you can use.
  3. You listen to 3 radio stations at once, while you scan up and down the dial on two of them.
  4. Your friends think you're crazy because whenever the U2 song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" comes on the radio you always start imitating some guy on The Weather Channel.
  5. You consider the pause button on your tape deck to be a musical instrument.
  6. You're listening to a record and it starts skipping and you leave it that way for two hours.
  7. You covet your five-year-old niece's Fisher-Price walkie-talkies.
  8. Instead of Tower or Sam Goody, you shop for records at The Salvation Army and Goodwill
  9. When asked what your favorite Beatles song is, you say 'Revolution No. 9'
  10. You collect Public Service Announcements.
  11. Whenever a friend of yours says she has lost her cigarettes you keep insisting they are on top of the refrigerator.
  12. Your washing machine starts making a funny noise, and you don't let your girlfriend call someone to fix it until you can record it
  13. You consider a record player to be musical instrument.
  14. Anytime you see or hear Casey Kasem you start giggling hysterically.
  15. In fact whenever you see the NAME Casey Kasem you start giggling hysterically.
  16. In fact, you are NOW giggling hysterically.


*Written by Phineas Narco and various members of the Snuggles mailing list

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