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Tom Roswell, area resident, and manic-depression sufferer, announced Wednesday that he feels much MUCH better today than yesterday. "Yeah I don't know what I was thinking. Just 12 hours ago, I was, I hate to admit it, lying in bed, thinking of ways to kill myself," said Roswell. "But now, everything's fine. In fact it's great. I feel fantastic! Wonderful! And I'm getting so much done!".

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Tom Roswell, area resident, and manic-depression sufferer, announced Wednesday that he feels much MUCH better today than yesterday.

"Yeah I don't know what I was thinking. Just 12 hours ago, I was, I hate to admit it, lying in bed, thinking of ways to kill myself," said Roswell.

"But now, everything's fine. In fact it's great. I feel fantastic! Wonderful! And I'm getting so much done!".

Roswell has been using his suddenly improved mental state to clean his house, do laundry, work on his webpage, pay his bills, go shopping, run errands, write a 9 page manifesto, update his blog, write a letter to President Bush outlining his ideas for running the country, work on his soon to be best-selling novel, go jogging, listen to cd's, join Amnesty International, work on his resume, do the New York Times crossword puzzle, work on developing a Unified Field Theory with an eye on the Nobel Prize, plan his campaign for next year's presidential race, dance energetically around his apartment, plan his imminent appearance on Oprah, and start an international business selling his own brand of cancer curing garlic-flavored crackers.

Roswell's friends were reportedly glad, that he's feeling better.

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