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A local male resident, trapped in an almost airtight elevator over the weekend, was not succesful in securing his release. With air, and time, running but, he decided 'not to breathe so much' in an effort to conserve air. However, his attempts at holding his breath only caused him to breath more rapidly once he inevitably had to breathe again.

 

Elevator Doors

A local male resident, trapped in an almost airtight elevator over the weekend, was not successful in securing his release.

With air, and time, running out, he decided 'not to breathe so much' in an effort to conserve air. However, his attempts at holding his breath only caused him to breath more rapidly once he inevitably had to breathe again.

"I'm doomed" said the man in a statement issued Sunday.

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